Kid Drawing Of The Day

Mommy, how are babies made?

My sister is pregnant with her first child. My 6 year old son is fascinated, not so much with where the baby came from, but HOW IT'S GOING TO GET OUT.

We've been vague on the subject so he devised his own theory, which actually isn't that far off. What's awesome is his vision of how it's all going to go down.

This is the card he drew for his Aunt's baby shower, depicting for her exactly what she can expect on the big day.

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Note not just the baby emerging from a gaping hole cut into the mother's stomach, Alien style ("Don't worry, they're going to give you a shot so it won't hurt as much even though it's still going to hurt probably a lot"), but also the entire undigested contents of her stomach tumbling out, Jaws style.

I particularly like the un-melted ice cream cone.

Who knew the miracle of child birth included a buffet?